Jonah Hex is a DC western comic character created 39 years ago by writer John Albano and artist Toney DeZuniga. Hex is a horrifically scarred bounty hunter of the wild west who kicks ass.
The Skinny: This is an origins movie, which tells the story of Hex, and how he obtained the scar and the single-focused desire to destroy bad, bad people. In this outing, the US government has picked him to intercept and destroy cowboy terrorists. He is aided by the very talented Megan Fox who gets to wear corsets and essentially feed the bedroom fantasy of men from the ages of 9 to 90 ...
The Helmer: Jimmy Hayward - Horton Hears a Who (2008)
The Casts: Josh Brolin (Jonah Hex), Megan Fox (Lilah), John Malkovich (Quentin Turnbull), Will Arnett (Lt Grass)
The Prediction: Despite the very green director whose first movie was a CGI cartoon, this looks pretty good from the word go. Its like a combination of all your favorite meat food but in movie terms: cowboy action, rock and roll score, hot babe, revenge mode, James Bond killer mission and hot babe. You have Brolin, still smokin' after No Country for Old Men, you have the hot babe Fox still burning after the Transformer series. And you have Malkovich as the bad guy. What else could it possibly need?
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