The Walking Dead (2010) TV

Everybody loves zombies; they're so cool. Why? Because they're very common-people. They're not pseudo classy like vampires, nor are they animalistic like werewolves. They just lumber about seeking out brains to eat. And they look hideous, with rotting flesh hanging off their faces. People just generally like them, because its a common enough fear of dead people coming back to life. Which is why Frank Darabont's adaptation of the very popular 2003 comic series The Walking Dead is eagerly awaited. The fact that its a TV series makes it all the more reasonable and logical as you can't squeeze a long term comic series into one single movie.

The Skinny: Taking the cue from 28 Days Later, police officer Rick Grimes wakes up from a long comatose state to a world teeming with the walking dead. And he's family's missing. Cue family drama with zombies.

Release Date: October 2010

The Helmer: Frank Darabont -

1. "The Walking Dead" (pre-production) (1 episode, 2010)
       - Pilot (2010) TV episode
   
2. The Mist (2007)
   ... aka "Stephen King's The Mist" - USA (complete title)
3. "The Shield" (1 episode, 2007)
       - Chasing Ghosts (2007) TV episode
4. "Raines" (1 episode, 2007)
       - Pilot (2007) TV episode
5. The Majestic (2001)
   
6. The Green Mile (1999)
   ... aka "Stephen King's The Green Mile" - USA (complete title)
7. The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
8. Buried Alive (1990) (TV)
   
9. The Woman in the Room (1983)
   ... aka "Stephen King's Night Shift Collection" - USA (video box title)
   ... aka "Stephen King's Nightshift Collection Volume One: The Woman in the Room" - USA (video box title)

The Casts: Andrew Lincoln, Joe Bernthal, Jeffrey DeMunn, Laurie Holden, Michael Rooker, Sarah Wayne Callies

The Prediction: I have great respect for Darabont - he is one the few directors in Hollywood who can faithfully adapt existing written material and project it on the screen without losing any of the original work's fanbase. He was good with Stephen King's works notably The Shawshank Redemption (1994), The Green Mile (1999) , and The Mist (2007). Which says alot about his directorial ethics - he repsects the material and uses his craft exceptionally well to tell the story. Which is why this TV adaptation looks set to become a TV event worth noting.

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The Thing (1982) Rewind

This movie scared the bejeebus out of me back in '82 when I was 13 years old. It was one of those screaming terror kind of horror which screams straight in your face with spittle raining down on your open mouth. It had great special effects with the alien, but lean with the humans balanced out on a white, cold, blizzard hit Antarctic platform. It was claustrophobic, urgent and desperate. It was great horror film making. It was also John Carpenter's most steady and conventional film to date. This is the type of film which is best remembered for its parts and its overall awesomeness.

The Skinny: A group of ex-communicated scientists stuck in an Antarctic scientific outpost unearths a 10,000 year old buried shape-shifting alien. Alien carnage ensues.

The Helmer: John Carpenter

1. L.A. Gothic (2010) (announced)
2. The Ward (2010) (completed)
   
3. "Masters of Horror" (2 episodes, 2005-2006)
       - Pro-Life (2006) TV episode
       - John Carpenter's Cigarette Burns (2005) TV episode
4. Ghosts of Mars (2001)
   ... aka "John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars" - USA (complete title)
   
5. Vampire$ (1998)
   ... aka "Vampires" - USA (original title)
   ... aka "John Carpenter's Vampires" - USA (complete title)
6. Escape from L.A. (1996)
   ... aka "John Carpenter's Escape from L.A." - USA (complete title)
7. Village of the Damned (1995)
   ... aka "John Carpenter's Village of the Damned" - USA (complete title)
8. In the Mouth of Madness (1995)
   ... aka "John Carpenter's In the Mouth of Madness" - USA (complete title)
9. Body Bags (1993) (TV) (segments "Gas Station, The" and "Hair")
   ... aka "John Carpenter Presents 'Mind Games'" - USA (cable TV title)
10. Memoirs of an Invisible Man (1992)
    
11. They Live (1988)
    ... aka "John Carpenter's They Live" - USA (complete title)
    ... aka "They Live!" - USA (poster title)
12. Prince of Darkness (1987)
    ... aka "John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness" - USA (complete title)
13. Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
    ... aka "John Carpenter's Big Trouble in Little China" - USA (complete title)
    ... aka "Ghost Hunters" - Japan (English title)
14. Starman (1984)
    ... aka "John Carpenter's Starman" - USA (complete title)
15. Christine (1983)
    ... aka "John Carpenter's Christine" - USA (complete title)
16. The Thing (1982)
    ... aka "John Carpenter's The Thing" - USA (complete title)
17. Escape from New York (1981)
    ... aka "John Carpenter's Escape from New York" - USA (complete title)
    ... aka "New York 1997" - Japan (English title)
18. The Fog (1980)
    ... aka "John Carpenter's The Fog" - USA (complete title)
    
19. Elvis (1979/I) (TV)
    ... aka "Elvis the Movie" - USA (informal title)
20. Someone's Watching Me! (1978) (TV)
21. Halloween (1978)
    ... aka "John Carpenter's Halloween" - USA (complete title)
22. Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)
23. Dark Star (1974)
    
24. Gorgon, the Space Monster (1969)
25. Sorceror from Outer Space (1969)
26. Gorgo Versus Godzilla (1969)
27. Warrior and the Demon (1969) (as Johnny Carpenter)
28. Terror from Space (1963)
29. Revenge of the Colossal Beasts (1962)

The Casts: Kurt Russell, Wilford Brimley, Richard Dysart, Donald Moffat, Keith David,

The Tagline: Man is the warmest place to hide.

The Verdict: This is a great movie.The humm of daily dullness which only an outlandish post can bring, is suddenly splashed with blood; coloring the whiteness of snow with crimson pain. Russell shines in this movie; cementing his role as the 20th century anti-hero who is doing all he can to look out for number 1. And he succeeds.  The special effects was pretty much ahead of its time, and by today's standards without the technology of modern CGI. The head tearing scene (see trailers below) is one scary looking mother of a scene: it all starts with a heart-resuscitation pumping of the chest ends up with a head ripped off a body and growing its own pair of crab eyes and spider legs. You just have to see it to believe it.

Trailer: Runaway Head Scene

Trailer 2: The Kennel Scene

Skyline (2010)

Finally a prediction / preview that is not horror-related; although it can be horrific to the characters in this sci-fi action flick of alien invasion. Whatever it is, the trailer kinda kicks ass as it does have a whole lotta buncha humans flying into the butt-hole of a mean looking alien space ship screaming their little lungs out. Its like watching ants with arms and legs getting sucked up a vacuum cleaner. Nice. Me like.

The Skinny: Alien invasion. 2010 version. 

Tagline: Don't Look Up

The Helmer: Colin Strause, Greg Strause - Alien versus Predator: Requimen AVPR (2007), 16mm Mystery (2004), Mute (2003 V) , Download It: Behind the Scenes Video (2003), Nickelback (2003 V)

The Casts: Eric Balfour, Scottie Thomson , David Zayas, Donald Faison, Brittany Daniel

Release Dates: 12th November 2010

The Prediction: I have a fondness for movies directed by brothers. Only because brothers-directed movies have over the years, rocked. Like for example, the Coen Brothers, yeah, and the Warchowski Brothers, the Farrelly Brothers, and many other twin-teams that makes pretty good flicks. So when an alien invasion movie comes along, directed by brothers, its like having two kids have fun. And everyone knows that real work of art emerges when you have fun. BTW, check out the site, its apparently part of rogue network? What the hell is the rogue network? Hmm. Go google it.

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The Last Exorcism (2010)

Under the many slots of horror movies, exorcism has its own niche, its own little chapter. It may not be big, but, if done right, can stay within living memory for a long long time. Take The Exorcist (1973) for example. It is still ranked as number 1 of top 100 horror movies of all time. And that was what? 37 years ago? So what is it about demonic possession that still sends chills down our spine? Is it the idea of evil crawling under your skin and living there? Or is it the distorted version of ourselves once we've been possessed? Or is it something else quite literal, the deep guttural voice, the evil grin, the twisted body?  Or is it the intelligent evil that mocks us and our beliefs? Evil has many faces, and the scariest of all is the one we're familiar with the most: our own.

The Skinny: A documentary crew led by a protestant minister does a documentary on a live exorcism. Horror hijinks ensues. 

The Helmer: Daniel Stamm - A Necessary Death (2008), Off Hollywood & Wiine (2004)

The Casts: Patrick Fabian, Ashely Bell, Iris Bahr, Louis Herthum, Caleb Landry Jones, Tony Bentley, John Wright Jr

Release Date: 27th August 2010 

The Prediction: This film has the gravitas of having Eli Roth's name attached to it as a producer. Is it a good thing? If you consider him as a heavyweight for all things gruesome and troubling, then it can be seen as good endorsement. Otherwise, if you want to see a film which seems to be an honest representation of demonic possession done in 'real TV' format, then its all systems go. The trailer makes the movie look very compelling, but the schtick about good versus evil, this versus that is kinda thin on the ground. Which means, enjoy this movie for the simple scares and the shock value it wants to communicate. Live documentary crew filming horrific subject matters have been kinda stretched, so it must have something more than that, it must have good ole fashioned spine tingling chills made real.

Wiki Possessed

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I Spit on Your Grave aka Day of the Woman (2010)

I honestly have major questions for people who enjoy torture-porn the likes of Hostel and the Saw series. Do they really enjoy seeing other people get tortured to death? It also makes me wonder if as a society, our level of tolerance for violence and torture has been so desensitized that horror flicks like the original I Spit on Your Grave (1978) , banned in several countries (notably the UK) is making a new millennium comeback. Wasn't once enough? What is it with the studios need to remake something which is extremely distasteful and obscene? 

The Skinny: A young woman is raped and left for dead by some hill-billies. She survives and hunts them down one by one adopting literally the adage "Revenge is a Bitch". Weapons of choice includes a really large pair of rusty clippers, applied in the nether regions ... ouch.

The Helmer: Steven R Monroe - Mongolian Death Worm (2010 TV), Complacent (2010), Ice Twisters (2009 TV), Wyvern (2009 TV), Storm Cell (2008), Ogre (2008 TV), Dual (2008), Left in Darkness (2006 V), Sasquatch Mountain (2006), It Waits (2005), House of 9 (2005), The Contract (2002), The Beach Boys: Nashville Sounds (1996 TV)

The Casts: Sarah Butler, Chad Lindberg, Daniel Franzese, Tracey Walter, Jeff Branson

Release Date: 8th October 2010

The Prediction: I'm going to give this one a miss. I'm just putting this prediction up for those who may have heard about this movie, and wants to know what its about. Its about vengeance, in a very nasty way. The original has been billed as a 'video nasty' by the British so you should know what you're in for.

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Pirahna 3D (2010)

Yawn. Buncha fishes feasting on buncha dumb coeds on a party holiday. Whats the big kick? Sharp-teethed fishes feeding into bellies of screaming swimmers? Been there done that with Alien, All Zombie movies. But wait! This time its different! How? These razor-teeth man-eating fishes are PREHISTORIC pirahnas! They were around during the time when the DINOSAURs roamed the earth! Wow! ... Erm. Okay, still not working for me. I'm just curious, why would a Hollywood studio spend money on something so un-exciting as this? I mean honestly. 

The Skinny: Tectonic movements have shifted the seabed unleashing a school of hungry PREHISTORIC pirahnas, and they're all headed for food, in the form of squealing nubile young things in two-piece bikinis and their dumb-as-shoes boyfriends. 

The Helmer: Alexandre Aja - The Esseker File (2009 V), Mirrors (2008), The Hills Have Eyes (2006), High Tension (2003), Furia (1999), Over the Rainbow (1997)

The Casts: Richard Dreyfuss, Ving Rhames, Elizabeth Shue, Christopher Lloyd, Eli Roth, Jerry O Connell

Release Date: 20th August 2010 

The Prediction: I'm wondering why? Why this movie? Whats with using a noted, talented horror helmer to do this campy beast-feast flick when there are tons of good material out there? Is it a vehicle for almost-stale starrers such as the above almost-A listers? The trailer plays it pretty serious, which I'm wondering where they're going with this. Granted, I kinda dig the cast, and I dig Aja more as I was severely impressed with his unapologetic take on The Hills Have Eyes, which rocked monkey boats, and he did do the French horror hit Haute Tension, aka High Tension. So its a bit of question mark this one. But having said that, I'm still game for this movie as I am curious the extent they will go to grab my attention and hold it there for the length of the movie. So yeah, give this one a try. What will be disappointing however, if the studios are just trying to cash in on the 3D hullaballoo and just snatch any 'horror' like themes they can grab just so to make money ... but hang on, thats what everyone is doing isnt it? Man, I'm dumb.

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Wikipedia Takes a Bite

Something Evil (1972 TV)

And you thought Steven Spielberg did cutesy movies with adorable characters just waiting to be made into toys, action adventure with the world's most athletic archeologists, aliens resembling a pile of doodoo with eyes ... well you thought WRONG! Ole Steve-o also did horror movies. Well at least this one horror movie, which scared the living crap out of me when I was a young critter back in 1976. Granted it was back in the 70s, and that I was a young critter and all ... but it did the near impossible: it gave me nightmares. What caught me in the jewels was the idea of pure evil in the form of the devil. It was creepy as hell, and it made me remember about the creepiest thing I have ever seen until today: a jar of jam screaming. Yep, you read that right. This movie has a jar of jam possessed by the devil until it could scream out "mama ... mama .... mama ..." Hows that for horror? 

The Skinny: A farmhouse is haunted by the devil with poltergeist activities causing havoc to a small, innocent family. Initial distrust of the chain of events soon leads to full fledged acceptance of the nature of the devil. Horror action ensues. 

The Helmer: Steven Spielberg - he did helluva lot of films. Just click on his name and movie oracle imdb.com will reveal all ... 

The Casts: Darren McGavin, Sandy Dennis, Ralph Bellamy

The Verdict: When everyone thought The Exorcist (1973) was hot shit back in the day, this little TV movie was scarier, at least to me. Why? Because you don't see the face of evil, instead you feel its presense throughout the whole thing. But honestly, horror movies of the 70s far exceeds any generation of horror movies to date. What we have now are just feasts for gore hounds and nothing more. It can make you sick to your stomach, yes, but it doesn't crawl under your skin to chill your spine. 70s horror movies did that, and they did it with low budget, excellent score and weird camera angles to disturbing results. 

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Wiki on Something Evil